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the quiet gym

NAP =
GYM.

the quiet workout app for moms. baby sleeps, you get strong. no jumping, no noise, no guilt.

no account. no login. no audio, ever.

TWO MODES

PICK YOUR NAP.

where the baby is decides what you do. that's the whole system.

BABY ON ME

stealth mode: squeezes only

baby is asleep on your chest and you are not moving. isometric only — squeezes, holds, tiny tucks. glute squeezes, kegels, ab bracing, 360° breathing. baby never feels a thing.

  • zero jostle, zero repositioning
  • works seated, lying, or in the carrier
  • stealth classic is free, forever

BABY OFF ME

full send, library-quiet

baby is down in the next room. quiet full-body strength — bridges, dead bugs, bird-dogs, tempo squats, water-jug rows. nothing lands, nothing thuds, nothing gets set down hard.

  • six programs on a daily rotation
  • 18–26 minutes, or halve it with one round
  • no jumping, no plyos, nothing dropped

RULE #1

SILENT BY DEFAULT.

no beeps. no chirpy voice. just a tiny buzz in your hand when it's time to switch — because rule #1 of the nap gym is baby stays asleep.

zero audio, anywhere

there is no sound in napfit. no countdown beeps, no coach yelling encouragement at 2pm. we never built a volume control because there is nothing to turn down.

gentle buzz cues

a tiny vibration marks each phase change so you can look away from the screen. flip it off in settings and the app goes completely invisible.

“BABY'S UP — GOTTA GO”

one tap, always on screen, ends the set instantly and still banks the minutes you got. the app calls it a nice catch, because it is.

THE SESSION

IT COUNTS SO YOU DON'T.

one big number, one cue, nothing else on screen. every move opens with a GET READY lead-in, then the phases cycle and the timer auto-advances to the next exercise on its own.

cadence phases
“SQUEEZE — HOLD IT” → “RELEASE… BREATHE”. every move is authored with its own rhythm, so you always know whether you're working or recovering.
three paces
brisk, steady or chill. gentle track defaults to chill, full send to steady, and you can change it any time.
hands-free
transition cards, round cards, switch-sides cards. put the phone down and follow the buzz.
panic exit
the escape hatch is a full-width button on every session screen. one tap, set over, minutes logged.

THE MOVES

EVERY ONE OF THEM BABY-SILENT.

38 moves across two modes, built for postpartum bodies and thin apartment walls. tap a section in the app to start it.

BABY ON MESTART →
  • Glute squeezessqueeze on the exhale1:00
  • Pelvic tiltstilt, tuck, release0:45
  • Kegelslift, hold, let go1:00
  • 360° breathingexpand all the way around1:00
  • Inner-thigh pillow squeezesqueeze the pillow1:00
  • Shoulder-blade squeezespinch + release0:45
BABY OFF MESTART →
  • Glute bridgeslift, squeeze, lower1:00
  • Heel slidesslide + exhale0:45
  • Dead bugsextend opposite limbs1:00
  • Bird-dogsreach + hold steady1:00
  • Cat-cowround, then open1:00
  • Tempo squats3s down, drive up1:00

plus wall sits, clamshells, water-jug rows, thread the needle, child's pose breathing and a couple dozen more. moves we never authored at all: crunches, sit-ups, bicycles, v-ups, russian twists, hollow holds, and anything that jumps.

SIX PROGRAMS, ON ROTATION.

  • Core Comebackrebuild the middle. no crunches, ever.
  • Glute Rebootwake up the parts that sat down for a year.
  • Posture Resetun-hunch. the feeding slouch ends today.
  • Full Body Quieteverything, quietly. nothing hits the floor.
  • Stretch & Breathethe day off that still counts.
  • Leg Day Liteleg day, carpet volume.

RECEIPTS

PROOF YOU SHOWED UP. QUIETLY.

streaks that count days you moved, a week of minutes you can actually see, and a badge for every small ridiculous milestone. an early exit still counts if you got halfway.

  • FIRST NAP
  • 3-DAY STREAK
  • STEALTH MODE
  • ZERO THUDS
  • 7 NAPS DEEP
  • 30 DAY QUIET
  • GLUTE GOBLIN
  • 3AM CLUB
  • MOVE COLLECTOR

and a share card, if you want the internet to know you did squats in the dark.

POSTPARTUM-FIRST

GENTLE UNTIL YOU SAY OTHERWISE.

napfit starts every new user on the diastasis-safe track. planks, single-leg work and the heavier stuff stay locked until you tell us your provider cleared you — and you can flip back to gentle in one tap, no questions.

quick real talk: napfit is a fitness app, not your doctor. every body heals on its own schedule — especially after a c-section or a delivery that didn't go to plan. get the go-ahead from your provider before you start, stay on the gentle track until you're cleared, and stop if anything hurts, leaks, or feels like pressure pushing down. if your belly cones or domes down the middle, ease off — that's your body saying not yet, not never.

hurts, leaks, or pushes down? stop. that's the whole rule.

every move here is being reviewed by a postpartum fitness professional — coming soon. until then: gentle track, and listen to your body over any app.

FAQ

THE QUIET QUESTIONS.

does it make any sound at all?

none. there is no audio in napfit, anywhere, ever. the only feedback is a small vibration on phase changes, and you can turn that off too.

do i need an account?

no login, no email, no password. napfit is anonymous by design and everything — track, streak, minutes, badges — lives on your phone.

does it work offline?

yes. the whole app runs on-device, so airplane mode, a dead-zone nursery or a hotel with terrible wifi all work exactly the same.

can i use it after a c-section?

get the go-ahead from your provider first. until then stay on the gentle track, which keeps every set diastasis-safe and skips the moves that load the midline.

what happens when the baby wakes up?

tap “BABY'S UP — GOTTA GO”. the set ends instantly, the minutes you did get logged, and the app tells you it was a nice catch.

how long is a session?

baby-on-me sets run about 5–9 minutes. baby-off-me programs are 18–26 minutes, and a one-round toggle roughly halves them.

how do i cancel?

from settings in the app, or from your apple / google subscriptions page. cancel anytime and you keep access until the period ends.

which phones does it run on?

iphone and android. it's a small, local, quiet app — it does not need a new phone.

the gym is open

IT'S JUST VERY QUIET.

baby sleeps. you get strong. nobody wakes up.

already installed? open napfit →